One of the
pleasures of sailing is fishing. I have
to admit that we are not very good at it yet judging by the fact that we only
ever catch mackerel and I don’t like mackerel.
Our latest fishing
expedition was in the Chausey Islands, the only islands in the Channel to
remain French.
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| Mareda in Chausey Sound (click on photo for larger image) |
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| Winding our way through the Beauchamp pass at low tide. |
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| Grande Ile, Chausey |
We fish
with a long trolling line towed behind the boat that has 6 hooks on it
festooned with a combination of shiny and feathery things that drive mackerel
wild. A little diving board that looks
like a cuttlefish bone makes the line plunge down beneath the surface a few
meters as it is towed along. When you
catch something, the board comes up to the surface to indicate that there is
something heavier than itself on the line (fish, seaweed, trash bag) The boat speed needs to be under 4 knots and
you need to be around coastal areas where mackerel like to hang out.
Then there’s
the disturbing bit: what to do once you actually catch something.
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| Jack with mack |
The first time I fished in Brittany from a sailboat,
we were 6 crew members and we caught 5 mackerel on a trolling line. The skipper gave everyone but me (the only
woman) a fish to kill, and each proceeded to apply his own technique. The skipper swore by his method of banging
the fish between the eyes with the winch handle. Another whipped out his sailing knife and
began sawing away, a bit surprised that the knife didn’t slip effortlessly
through the poor beast’s skull. With
much tsk-tsk-tsking, another pulled out his knife and explained that the
preferred method was to plunge the knife vertically down between the eyes,
severing the brain stem, not unlike the coup-de-grace in a bullfight. With one hand grasping the fish and the other
carefully positioning the knife, he looked around helplessly for a third hand
to actually do the plunging. After
several attempts to do it himself and with absolutely no help from the
wriggling fish, he resorted to the sawing method of his predecessor. The fourth crew member, apparently influenced
by the skipper’s winch handle trick, simply banged the head of the fish
directly on the winch, reasoning that any hard-angled edge should do the
trick. The last crew member took a more
passive approach and decided it was best to just let the fish suffocate in a
bucket of warm seawater. The carnage in
the cockpit was truly spectacular, and when the furore died down and calm
returned, we surveyed the scene with a mix of disgust and pride. The results: two dead (decapitated), two
stunned-but-still-twitching, and one in its final death throes, gasping hopelessly
for oxygen.
A quick survey of the most humane way to kill a fish
indicates that you must first stun the fish and then bleed it rapidly by
cutting the gills or cut off its head.
Stunning alone does not kill the fish, and sawing off its head while it
still has all its wits about it is frowned upon. And if I were you, I’d watch my back when
sailing with those passive-aggressive types who go in for slow suffocation.
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| Jack filets mack. (You notice it's always Jack doing the icky bits ?) |
My octogenarian friend Michel has a different method
that appeals to me for a number of reasons.
It’s both barbaric and efficient, relatively bloodless, requires no
tools, and if you beam your best southern belle peaches-and-cream smile while
you do it, nobody’s gonna mess with you the whole rest of the cruise. This is specific for mackerel but can
probably be applied to any fish with a relatively small head. In a bucket of water, you grab the fish with
one hand and with the other, you place your index and middle fingers in the
gills from below. Placing your thumb on
the fish’s head between the eyes, you simply push down with the thumb, pull up
with the fingers in the gills, and using a quick wrist action, twist the fish’s
head back, snapping its spine and severing the spinal column with one rapid
snap. You can hear it crack and death
seems to be more-or-less immediate.
Bonus points if you can giggle and say “so cute!” while you do it.
So now you have a properly dead mackerel. But you still don’t like mackerel, do
you? Here’s my marinade recipe for
mackerel sushi that’ll make it all go down happily (quantities are approximate…):
3 tablespoons soy sauce
1 tablespoon sweet soy sauce (teriyaki)
1 tablespoon sesame seed oil
1-2 teaspoons of wasabi paste
1 clove finely chopped or crushed garlic
1-2 teaspoons of fresh finely chopped ginger
Serve with sticky rice. YUM ! (can’t even taste the mackerel now !)
And if
hunting and fishing don’t appeal to you, “gathering” is nice, too. These fellows found their way onto our plates
straight from the fishmonger.